Congrats to Grand Prize winner Shannon Yocherer from West Bend!
Boat run outta fuel in the midst of the lake? Did you’re taking an elbow to the nostril at a concert? Ever attempt to experience your bicycle up a friggin’ hill?
In case you stated ‘yes’ to any of those questions, then the Boys need to hear about it during Bob & Brian’s Having Fun Is Hard Stories!
Simply ship us your lost-on-a-hike-trick-shot-gone-wrong-no-crying-in-baseball-stupid-sand-trap story of recreation frustration!
If we read your story on the air, you’ll qualify to win the Grand Prize: a $500 present card to Steinhafels AND a $500 present card to Neu’s Building Middle.
BRIAN’S 10 (PLUS 1) COMMANDMENTS OF STORY-WRITING
1. The phrase “Needless to say” has been outlawed by this program long ago. For some purpose, if left unchecked, its use turns into almost universal. If each letter we read on the air arrange the punchline with the phrase, “Needless to say”, that might develop into an enormous irritant and you’d barf. For sure, that might be no good.
2. Don’t inform me that you simply’re going to inform me an ideal story. To start with, there’s a word restrict and you’re wasting words. I by no means learn that half on the air anyway. Second, you may be an ideal storyteller at events when everyone seems to be drunk, however this is the written phrase and that’s not the same factor, plus you need to be sober. And third, chances are you’ll be deluded. Did you ever watch the primary horrible contestants on a season of American Idol? They assume they’re great too. Simply get on with it.
three. Proof learn your story, or better but, have some one else do it. In the event that they read your work, then take a look at you quizzically and say,”Huh?”, you’ll need to wash up your prose. Your mind knows what it needs to write down, so it fills in blanks and misses mistakes when reading it’s personal writing. The value of proof studying, for these contests, cannot be overstated.
four. Have endurance. Your mind works quicker than your fingers can sort. Work in your story. In case you simply try to get every memory in your head funneled by way of a keyboard and into an e-mail message and you then hit “Send”, likelihood is you will have sent me a garbled pile of phrases that solely make sense to you.
5. OK, knock off the “Priceless” format letters. Too many writers use it now. “One horse blanket, fifty dollars; a trip to the dentist, five hundred dollars; getting kicked in the head, Priceless!” Just don’t do it. If each letter ended the same method, you’d barf.
6. Use the suitable words. “Here” and “hear”, “accept” and “except” and “addition” and “edition” are three pairs of phrases that aren’t interchangeable. “Than” and “then” are two phrases that get combined up they usually shouldn’t. You must know better than to use them incorrectly. In the event you do, then I’ll turn out to be madder than a wet hen and then I gained’t learn your story. Then, you’ll be unhappy, however being sad is best than having piles.
7. You no have to chop sentences to get underneath word restrict. If each letter I read sound like it written by Tarzan, you barf. For sure, that no good.
8. Right punctuation, capitalization, spelling and sentence structure all make your story simpler to read. In case you are making an attempt to win a contest, why would you not make your letter straightforward to read? In case you don’t care enough about your entry to spend a while on it, why ought to I?
9. You’ll be able to’t significantly anticipate us to learn a bunch of profanities on the air, are you able to? Depart them out of your story. (The earlier two sentences have been relieved of 5 profanities.)
10. The closer you stick to these options, the better your probabilities of having your letter read on the air. Following them gained’t make you a fantastic writer, however they may hold you from doing issues that irritate the decide, and that’s me. It isn’t affordable to anticipate every letter to be good, and just about each e-mail will get edited, however it isn’t truthful to edit one letter excess of another. Sooner or later your work turns into my work, and that’s not right. If there weren’t prizes concerned it wouldn’t matter, however there are, so it does.
and another thing…
11. Hold written dialogue to an absolute minimum. A conversation that seems clear within the writer’s reminiscence typically exhibits up on paper wanting like: “… So He sez Holy SH*t aandd I go down tthe stairz and I go “Holy Sh*t’ an’d he sayys Look ou!t but I don’t here” %5 him becaz+ my ma was>?/ yeling what^> are you too doing up their.??/””..+=)8&^<%>4#@! For sure we all died. Priceless.”
Bob & Brian’s Having Fun is Hard Stories contest rules
Enter your “Having Fun Is Hard” Story at 1029thehog.com between 5am Monday, June third and 11:59pm Thursday, June 13th, 2019. No buy essential. One entry per individual. A number of entries by a person will disqualify all entries by that particular person. The prizes are a $500 Steinhafels present card and a $500 Neu’s Hardware present card. $1,00zero complete retail value.
WHQG reserves the correct so as to add further prize(s) to this package deal. Winner can be randomly chosen from all stories read on the air by 102.9 THE HOG employees from all eligible entries at 10:15a Friday, June 14th, 2019. Entrants and winner shall be chosen at the sole discretion of WHQG. WHQG contests are open to all eligible Wisconsin residents 18 or older who have not gained something on WHQG up to now 30 days or any prize valued at $600 or more up to now 6 months. Only one winner per family is permitted within 30 days after a household has a winner. Any prize awarded to an ineligible listener might be deemed null and void, and an alternate eligible winner may be named.
Staff of WHQG, Lakefront Communications LLC, and its ultimate mum or dad company, Saga Communications, Inc., their promoting businesses, associates, contest sponsors, staff and fast households of every, and staff of all media of mass communication inside a one hundred mile radius of WHQG’s primary studio are usually not eligible to win any contest. Instant household consists of the partner, great-grandparents, grandparents, mother and father, brothers, sisters, youngsters, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren of the worker and his/her partner. This additionally consists of individuals for whom the employee is current legal guardian.
Basic: All selections of WHQG are ultimate, and shall be binding in all respects. Entry into this contest constitutes permission to make use of the identify or likeness of every prize winner for promoting, commerce, and publicity functions without prior approval and with out prior approval and without further compensation. Moreover, listeners who opt-in acknowledge and give WHQG permission to share their info with sponsors.
This contest is void where prohibited by regulation. All native, state and federal laws apply. All giveaways and contests are void where prohibited by regulation. All native, state and federal laws apply. As a licensee of the FCC and a trustee of the public airwaves, WHQG reserves the proper to interrupt and/or discontinue this contest (and never award the provided prizes) at the discretion of WHQG management if world occasions, the national mood, or public safety so warrant. WHQG reserves the appropriate to disqualify any winner if the competition guidelines have been violated in any method. WHQG reserves the best to amend these rules to any contest at any time.
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Up to date September 21, 2018